- Feb 22, 2008
- Pittsburgh, PA, USA
- '13 Dart 1.4T mtx, '03 Ranger, '20 KTM 390 Duke
...really? Even worse than this?
I'm suddenly tempted to test drive one just to see how bad it is for myself...
NO. Do not do it. You would spend the money better if you paid a blind hobo to sew a tuxedo made out of newspaper scraps fished from the three rivers before donning said tux and molesting a rabid raccoon. You'd save money compared to renting a Journey and have a more interesting story at the end of it. Willingly climbing into a Journey is a tacit admission that you would tell everyone who caught even a glimpse of you that you are a boring square shell of a person if you could be bothered to dehydrate yourself shouting it at the top of your lungs 24/7.
Given the choice, I would have gladly handcuffed myself to the steering wheel of the Cavalier than to have driven the Journey.