No 56k: Parked like an idiot

[narf]

Both work only if you park with the roof open, sadly.

This is paradise, the roof only goes up for the night ?

 

[Matt2000]

Reminds me of the time I deliberately chose the smallest space at Cockpit cafe just so I could climb out over the door of the Smart. ?

 

[captain_70s]

The two main demographics of people who park like a 'tard. Folks in expensive SUVs/executive saloons who are above the rules and people in tiny little cars who are completely oblivious as to their size.

 

[Perc]

You know the type that goes out of their way to park badly at the store? Right under a no parking sign, etc to avoid having to walk a couple of meters from an actual parking spot.

It would feel so satisfying to be the fire engine driver that gets to grab the creeper gear and push a six figure luxury car out of the way because it’s blocking the hydrant.

 

[captain_70s]

I've seen a fire engine get stuck on my street because of somebody parked like the white Range Rover in my last post.

Sadly one of the firemen got out to watch the gap so it could squeeze by rather than shoving it aside.

 

[Matt2000]

I just remembered that there's a Facebook page of bad parking for this town, run by a friend. I haven't looked at it for a very long time, one scroll through it reminded me why I don't go on there. It's like being at a zoo and admiring the animals throwing shit at each other.

Anyway I was only reminded because their page header is a fire engine that can't get between parked cars, while I was there I quickly grabbed some gems to share. Not my pictures, if the framing of this first one didn't make it obvious.

The Aston badly parked outside Majestic is kind of tragic, might be an alcoholic. ?

 

[CraigB]

Spotted at a local casino. This is not a spot and puts them smack dab in the middle of the drive lane. Every row near the casino was like this.

 

[93Flareside]

Trucks too big, must park at an angle…..

 

[NecroJoe]

 

[NooDle]

 

[Matt2000]

For a second I thought there was no centre line, in which case I would blame Lidl for assuming people would use their own discipline.

 

[eizbaer]

For a second I thought there was no centre line

Ha, same! Then I thought maybe they parked like that specially trying to cover up as much of the line as possible to make it look like not as much of a dick move

 

[Eye-Q]

Nah, I'm afraid most people who park like this aren't aware at all that it's a dick move, they are just extremely selfish...

 

[NooDle]

24 hours later and he's still there! Sure there's other spots available, but still, what a dick move!

 

[Matt2000]

24 hours later and he's still there! Sure there's other spots available, but still, what a dick move!

No parking time limit before it gets towed? We call that kind of parking 'abandoned' and after 24 hours or more it seems like an accurate description!

 

[captain_70s]

 

[RdKetchup]

Someone forgot the parking brake 🤣

 

[lip]

Seen today:

 

[Alasondro Alegré]

Never forget to fold in your mirrors!

 

[CraigB]

The automotive version of, "If I fits, I sits."