What do you mean the 'American version'? Just because you guys can't spell a few words properly you decide 'sod it, we'll call it our own version and now it's right'?
Also, Clarkson pays out every country that isn't England. Heres a piece from one of his columns published in Born to be Riled:
'All the best countries begin with the letter I - Italy, Iceland, Ireland, India, Ingland and so on - while all the worst begin with an A: America, Austria and, of course, the godforsaken spider-strewn snake pit. Why do you think God put it so far away? And why do you suppose he's trying to remove its protective ozone layer?'
And it goes on like that. I'd get out my pen and write a letter of complaint, but I find it piss funny and very true! 8)