Political WTFuckingtosh

[jack_christie]

John McCain the musical!

Meghan McCain Says ‘The Ghost Of John McCain’ Stage Musical Was Not Authorized By Late Senator’s Family – Update

UPDATE with Meghan McCain statement: Meghan McCain says her family has not authorized a new, planned musical inspired by – and named after – her late father. But considering that the in…

deadline.com

 

[GRtak]

Gov. Abbott: Texas hasn't shot migrants on the border because Biden will 'charge us with murder'

In a statement issued Thursday, Texas Democratic Party Chair Gilberto Hinojosa said Abbott’s remarks show that Republicans have “no morality or humanity.”

www.kut.org

 

[CraigB]

It's an gubernatorial election year in Texas, isn't it?

 

[GRtak]

It's an gubernatorial election year in Texas, isn't it?

If it isn't, there is always a recall.

 

[CraigB]

If it isn't, there is always a recall.

I was more thinking about how they'll say anything in an election year to get votes. I like your train of thought though.

 

[jack_christie]

GoodLiars give Ron DeSantis a Participation Trophy at the Iowa Caucus.​

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wOEeI7KfZ1c

 

[jack_christie]

CCP goons cause international incident at a publc piano

6 Chinese people demanded that a British pianist remove their faces from his public live stream. The ensuing fight has gone viral.

The group, saying they work for Chinese TV, told Brendan Kavanagh they'd pursue "legal action" if he didn't remove their likenesses from his channel.

www.businessinsider.com

View: https://youtu.be/65iwnI2hjAA?t=543

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fGHWtaQF9s

 

[calvinhobbes]

Traitor Trump encourages Russia to attack NATO members who are not meeting the 2% of GDP military spending target:

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/11/1230658309/trump-would-encourage-russia-to-attack-nato-allies-who-dont-pay-bills

 

[GRtak]

Traitor Trump encourages Russia to attack NATO members who are not meeting the 2% of GDP military spending target:

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/11/1230658309/trump-would-encourage-russia-to-attack-nato-allies-who-dont-pay-bills

Once again, Trump is showing that he is an useful idiot.

 

[jack_christie]

New bill could ban sale of refrigerated, cold beer in Tennessee​

New bill could ban sale of refrigerated, cold beer in Tennessee

The bill, SB 2636/HB 2845, aims to prohibit a beer permittee from selling, at retail, refrigerated or cold beer.

www.wsmv.com

 

[marcos_eirik]

New bill could ban sale of refrigerated, cold beer in Tennessee

The bill, SB 2636/HB 2845, aims to prohibit a beer permittee from selling, at retail, refrigerated or cold beer.

www.wsmv.com

Praise be! I bet Jesus is happy about that. Not sure about the hicks though...

 

[NecroJoe]

"I'm an alcoholic, and my plan was to drink so much of what I'm about to purchase in such a short amount of time that it impairs my driving...but darnit, it's warm. Well, there goes my afternoon plans..."

 

[calvinhobbes]

I guess some people are going to have to get bigger fridges.

 

[marcos_eirik]

"I'm an alcoholic, and my plan was to drink so much of what I'm about to purchase in such a short amount of time that it impairs my driving...but darnit, it's warm. Well, there goes my afternoon plans..."

Y’all know, drinking cold beer is a sin, but Jesus is fine with it if it’s lukewarm…

 

[Blind_Io]

Y’all know, drinking cold beer is a sin, but Jesus is fine with it if it’s lukewarm…

"Do not drink wine beer nor strong warm drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"

(As a side note, I searched for "wine" for something to replace with "beer" and there are some severely fucked up passages in the bible about wine.)

 

[calvinhobbes]

[T]here are some severely fucked up passages in the bible about wine everything.

FTFY

 

[marcos_eirik]

Didn’t Jesus turn water into wine? Greatest party trick ever!

 

[NecroJoe]

I'm reminded of the song "Craig Christ" from Stephen Lynch, about Jesus's brother, Craig

"Because when Craig's in sight
We'll party all damn night!
I don't turn water into wine
But into cold Coors Light!"

 

[jack_christie]

Reform UK 'mortified' after sacking 'inactive' election candidate who was actually dead​

Reform UK 'mortified' after sacking 'inactive' candidate who was actually dead

Reform UK dropped their candidate for York Central, Tommy Cawkwell, for 'inactivity' but later were found out he had actually passed away after being selected to stand as an MP

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Momentum57]

Yesterday Speaker Johnson meet with Marjorie Taylor Green to discuss her position re Ukraine and the motion to vacate.

Johnson had the room filled with fresh cut flowers for the meeting

After the meeting Marjorie Taylor Green said the motion to vacate stands and added the condition that if the house did anything on FISA Warrants it would trigger an ouster just like doing anything on Ukraine.