Hahahahaha. Ohhh my.
All I'd have to do is
start it to prove it's worth well under what it "should" be. The noise alone is ample proof, plus can't we sell off a lot of the pretty bits to get it under $500?
The blue book listing for a "fair" version of the car is already down to $3,085, although they did have a nice disclaimer on the KBB site about "we do not attempt to value vehicles with severe mechanical defects..." Haha. Severe mechanical defect + this wouldn't happen for a few years anyway = looks possible to me.
Dress it up as a purple fuzzy bunny and voil?! Instant de-polishing of a polished turd. I still think running it as the polished turd that it is would be hilarious, though. Strip out the interior, but leave the exterior as-is with a thorough detailing...bwahahahaha! It'd look like it was plucked straight off the BU lot.
Death by LeMons is definitely still my favorite idea for killing it off. I love me some M5, but I doubt they'd let me in on the car-killing action.
It's more of an actual lemon than a LeMons contender, but this car and I...we have a
history. And I have a
grudge. It must atone for its sins with awesomeness.
#gear.fi needs to come to Texas and bring more tasty crepes!