And with beer you'll have to go have a piss far more often until you are pissed.
doesn't matter if it's beer, champagne, whiskey or sth else, from the moment the DFP (*) happened, you're fucked, and will be running to the toilet every 5 minutes
* DFP: dreaded first piss
It's called "breaking the seal"
^caus there is a BIG differences in the types of being drunk, depending on the type of boose that caused it.
beer will make you happy drunk, shots will make you wasted drunk...
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If it struck 3, then he'd be a she.