WTF is that, and why is it in someones house?
My best guess is an ocelot. As for why? NFI!
If it wasn't a spotted feline, there would've been a lame joke about the dangers of letting cougars into your bedroom in here somewhere. Which I now won't make for fear of some anal retentive person pointing out that since this is a spotted feline, it cannot possibly be a cougar and thus ruining the joke.
You sir, are no northern god ... put down Mj?llnir at once.
Isn't she the one that was completely cut out of Sesame Street because of her revealing outfit?