I'm glad other people here hate breakfast as much as I do and refuse to take it seriously. Back in high school, those damn nutrition experts would drill into our heads that "BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!"
Screw breakfast, mine consists of half a graham cracker and a swig of water before I'm out the door to work. "Prisoner's breakfast", I call it.
How can you eat all that for breakfast? O_O