Questions game

Ever heard "Quality, not quantity"?
 
What if I haven't heard of it?
 
Have you ever seen an American's idea of quality?
 
Is it anything like their idea of what is edible?
 
Would you like a cheese-stuffed Boeing 747 with a side of runway, all covered in cheese?
 
If I don't like cheese, does that mean I'm legally forbidden to go to America?
 
Yeah prob, but shouldn't you ask the US Department of Patriotism and Immigration?
 
Are Americans part rodent?
 
Are black Americans really cool dudes?
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Can we agree that the answer is no?
 
Why do you buy into the "bling-bling" culture over there Homer_Bart? Don't you find it vulgar and tasteless?
 
Does anyone think that once I get my car, H_B will start sending me links to where I can buy giant chrome spinners (and a big gold chain with a [insert car brand here] medallion)?
 
*Defeated exhale* Yeah, I suppose we'll never be able to change his ways... right?
 
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