Questions game

[ashspet]

How about a bit of day stubble for a change? Or is it too itchy? Have you been in NSFW and read that I have indeed shaved and waxed the south end?

 

[Lightning Count]

No, I hadn't, I might leave it till tomorrow, what do you think?

 

[ashspet]

Why not? Living large in the room?

 

[Lightning Count]

Not really, I am fairly modest, wonder if I can get some cheesecake?

 

[ashspet]

Can you play your cards right?

 

[Lightning Count]

Sure, I can, now double cream or elmlea?

 

[ashspet]

Double cream pretty please, do you not prefer the 'real' thing?

 

[Lightning Count]

Real is always better, who wants a fake?

 

[ashspet]

Do not some people like fake?

 

[Lightning Count]

I don't especially boobs, I once dated a girl with fake boobs, not good, not as fun as the real thing, don't you agree?

 

[ashspet]

Me is 100% me, how can I not?

 

[Lightning Count]

Good, that's what I like to hear, you hungry?

 

[ashspet]

What's for morning tea?

 

[Lightning Count]

Full english breakfast, what do you want?

 

[ashspet]

This late? Isn't it almost lunchtime there? But can I have a boiled egg and toast soldiers, please?

 

[Lightning Count]

Sure, how many do you want?

 

[ashspet]

two?

 

[Lightning Count]

Ok, anything else?

 

[ashspet]

May I please have a glass of milk?

 

[Lightning Count]

Of course, cheesecake?