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ashspet

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How about a bit of day stubble for a change? Or is it too itchy? Have you been in NSFW and read that I have indeed shaved and waxed the south end?
 

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No, I hadn't, I might leave it till tomorrow, what do you think?
 

ashspet

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Why not? Living large in the room?
 

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Not really, I am fairly modest, wonder if I can get some cheesecake?
 

ashspet

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Can you play your cards right?
 

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Sure, I can, now double cream or elmlea?
 

ashspet

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Double cream pretty please, do you not prefer the 'real' thing?
 

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Real is always better, who wants a fake?
 

ashspet

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Do not some people like fake?
 

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I don't especially boobs, I once dated a girl with fake boobs, not good, not as fun as the real thing, don't you agree?
 

ashspet

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Me is 100% me, how can I not?
 

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Good, that's what I like to hear, you hungry?
 

ashspet

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What's for morning tea?
 

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Full english breakfast, what do you want?
 

ashspet

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This late? Isn't it almost lunchtime there? But can I have a boiled egg and toast soldiers, please?
 

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Sure, how many do you want?
 

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Ok, anything else?
 

ashspet

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May I please have a glass of milk?
 

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Of course, cheesecake?
 
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