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How about a bit of day stubble for a change? Or is it too itchy? Have you been in NSFW and read that I have indeed shaved and waxed the south end?
 
No, I hadn't, I might leave it till tomorrow, what do you think?
 
Why not? Living large in the room?
 
Not really, I am fairly modest, wonder if I can get some cheesecake?
 
Can you play your cards right?
 
Sure, I can, now double cream or elmlea?
 
Double cream pretty please, do you not prefer the 'real' thing?
 
Real is always better, who wants a fake?
 
Do not some people like fake?
 
I don't especially boobs, I once dated a girl with fake boobs, not good, not as fun as the real thing, don't you agree?
 
Me is 100% me, how can I not?
 
Good, that's what I like to hear, you hungry?
 
What's for morning tea?
 
Full english breakfast, what do you want?
 
This late? Isn't it almost lunchtime there? But can I have a boiled egg and toast soldiers, please?
 
Sure, how many do you want?
 
Ok, anything else?
 
May I please have a glass of milk?
 
Of course, cheesecake?
 
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