Questions game

Have you got a map?
 
Sure, now here is a list of important stratetic targets, which shall we hit first?
 
Yes, the only question is how hard shall we make the hit?
 
Is this the only sitation where the use of nukes could be justified?
 
Do we want to contaminate our land that badly?
 
It'll regenerate after a while, should we just use more conventional and less destructive means then?
 
Can we just not tell them it's a bloodless coup, and to hand over the keys to the city?
 
And if that doesn't work?
 
Threaten to not kill Paris Hilton...?
 
True, leaving her alive would be a crime, otherwise she is #1 on list of people to die after assuming power?
 
I've got a longish list, you?
 
Very very long, anyone who ever appeared on that bane of my life known as Big Brother is to be shot, the Jonas Bros are to be fired into the heart of the Sun, how long do you have?
 
are we going to need a bigger internet?
 
Yes, we will get the boffins working on it immediately and more powerful cars, also a space program yay or nay?
 
Can we get this planet sorted first?
 
Of course, but we do want to conquer other worlds and expand our empire don't we?
 
I reckon so? Need to find the perfect weather for awesome racetrack, yes? And maybe try some things with less gravity?
 
Oh, I can tink of a few things we should try, what about you?
 
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