Do you not think that if it involved threesomes, virgins, and all the rest, I would only be at the head of a very long queue?
Further, do you not think that I should have mentioned you in that question, and me not doing so was only to save us both embarassment?
Can I actually have two questions in a reply?
Oh, I've even screwed that up, haven't I?
Can I blame it on someone else, do you think?
I'm talking to myself again, aren't I?