Raccoon bites back at attempted lover???

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AN enraged raccoon has bitten off a man's penis as the pervert tried to rape the animal.

Russian Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

?When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,? he told stunned surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,24970259-5006301,00.html

more here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
 
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Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
Why? He obviously wasn't using it for anything productive.
 

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Why? He obviously wasn't using it for anything productive.

?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with."


in other words, he will basically have a very ugly vagina :lol:
 

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in other words, he will basically have a very ugly vagina :lol:
And a Darwin award to comfort him, since I'm pretty sure he won't be doing anything reproductive with it anymore.
 

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He's Russian, he should've known in his native homeland raccoons are the ones raping the humans.

Because over here the other way is more common you see.
 

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Seems like he might have gone part way to eliminating himself from the gene pool - this can only be a good thing.
 
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