captain_70s;n3548908 said:Current fleet status:
2005 Honda Civic - Rear calipers seized, sitting outside my flat on axle stands waiting for parts to arrive to allow me to reassemble it. - Unusable.
1983 Triumph Acclaim - MOT failure, is at garage having one rear shock fitted, then needs taking to Fife for welding as the MOT tester took my fresh underseal job as a challenge. - Unusable.
1977 Triumph Dolomite 1300 - SORN'd. Runs and drives fine, welding is all complete, but as it is going to become MOT exempt on the 20th I don't want to waste the £45 to have it MOT'd. - Unusable.
1976 Triumph Dolomite 1850HL - SORN'd. In a field in Aberdeenshire, has been for many years now. I gave it to a mate but my name is still on the V5C 'cause I've not arsed to send it off so it is technically still mine and makes this list more amusing. - Unusable
1994 Rover 220SLi - A car that has very graciously been lent to me for free until one of my own cars is functional. Looks terrible, drives fine, has 136bhp! Girlfriend has banned me from keeping it. - Usable!
You like torturing yourself, don't you?