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Captain Slow Charging
You can get some System Porsche stickers from a Seat Ibiza.
Well, due to my extreme boredom, I just worked out that my 94 Honda Accord has done, roughly, 657,000,000 revs in it's entire life.
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*blink*
What did you average the revs out to? 3000?
I'm doing my best to avoid road salt trucks on my daily commute, but they seem to sneak upon me and spread the corroding crap in front of me.
I'm doing my best to avoid road salt trucks on my daily commute, but they seem to sneak upon me and spread the corroding crap in front of me.
Fear of salt trucks is for people with nice cars! I even freely belt past them when I come up them on the freeway.
By the end of winter my Focus is a nice shade of road salt white, and it wears that with pride.
I caused the second scratch in my car today.
By the end of winter my Focus is a nice shade of road salt white, and it wears that with pride.
$17,999. For a 1995 XJR. Immaculate, but still worth at an absolute maximum half that. Bastard wouldn't come down AT ALL.
I was standing at the gas station, fueling the Fuckus, when up to the adjacent pump pulls a glorious, immaculately clean black XJR. Talked to the guy who got out, and found out he's a salesman at the dealership across the street, and they're just putting that car out. I went over there IMMEDIATELY, and straight off test drove the thing.
Oh. My. God. I'm IN LOVE. I thought the Focus and I had something on that first drive - but THIS. OH GOD.
Essentially, I was ready to buy it straight away, screw all reason - until I asked how much.
$17,999. For a 1995 XJR. Immaculate, but still worth at an absolute maximum half that. Bastard wouldn't come down AT ALL.
I'm, quite frankly, heartbroken.
What an idiot. In a year's time go back and laugh at him still failing to sell it, or laugh at however low a price he's had to drop it to.
I drive by this dealership every day. They do brisk business with idiots who don't know what a car is worth. I can't blame them for pricing it that high if they know they can get rid of it at that price, but it's just wrong to not have let the petrolhead who already CLEARLY knows all about the bloody car, and thus how much it should cost drive it before pointing out just how much of a ripoff you're trying to pull.