Random Thoughts (Political Edition)

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A&W was making joke it's not putting pants on it's bear.
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The humor is completely lost on the conservative audience at Fox News that still are fixated on chocolate being too many women or not sexy enough.
 
Wait...is the A&W one real? It seems like outrage over an animal being "half nude" would have been more of a bee in conservatives' collective bonnets.
 
Wait...is the A&W one real? It seems like outrage over an animal being "half nude" would have been more of a bee in conservatives' collective bonnets.


No, it is a joke.
 
Wait...is the A&W one real? It seems like outrage over an animal being "half nude" would have been more of a bee in conservatives' collective bonnets.
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What's more disturbing is they don't understand the joke. They are blaming "woke" as the reason M&Ms "canceled" spokescandy. The entire outrage is a performance they are making up themselves.
 
I think Republicans are just trying to find if there's any way to actually have sex with a corporation, and fuckable mascots are their best hope, and anything that inhibits that is woke-ism.
 
Mascotiality will now become a thing...
 

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I think Republicans are just trying to find if there's any way to actually have sex with a corporation, and fuckable mascots are their best hope, and anything that inhibits that is woke-ism.
Mascotiality will now become a thing...

I still feel like there is some deeper humor being missed.

To review about a year ago M&M's revamped its cartoon character spokescandy. Here evidence that will woke your boner for candy away:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMALhNFcWL0
If it wasn't bad enough that alpha men couldn't jerk off to sexy boots it also upset many libertarian independent minded conservative strong ladies too:

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Did you get that the Green M was a bitch from the commercial? or are you a brainwashed woke zombie?

So when M&M's further woke the nation in October when it added a Purple M the majority of the conservative angersphere (endlessly trying to come up with a reason to be upset about a Purple M on social media) stayed oblivious to the horror yet to befall our once innocent pure and white nation.

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In the course of a year M&M's took away sexy boots and replaced it the cold boot of CCP oppression on the neck of your children.

This is the same satanism moral panic.
 
There is an additional layer that is not humorous at all. They are so focused on these phantom menaces, they are missing the real and current danger with Russia. They are even defending Putin and Russia to own the libs.
 
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