To a great many people, Top Gear presenters have very possibly the best job in the world, Free cars, club class travel, no repercussions when you crash and large dollops of fame, fortune and fois gras. So i'm sure many readers are perplexed as to why i've resigned.
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I pity James May, the man being touted as my replacement, He has been lured by the promise of untold riches, of motor-industry obsequiousness on a biblical scale and of bathing in an intoxicating mix of public adulation and Dom Perignon. But he has not considered that his drive from England to Pebble Mill will means getting through Kings Heath. (Which he earlier says is worse than a Columbian earthquake struck town)