THAT is amusing.....
In other news on the dead computer, woah.... I just got the biggest shock of my life. Rang Dell up, first time to the Home Support number, got told to go away because my computer is salary sacrificed and therefore classified as a "Large business computer". Fine then, rang them up, less than one minute later I was on the line to a tech support guy. Now, i have premium phone support as part of my warranty, but I hadn't told them my service tag yet!!!! That's quick!!! He listened to my problems, asked me if I thought it was a driver problem, and didn't press it further when I explained everything and said that I seriously doubted it. Suddenly, he goes, "Ok, well will be out tomorrow to replace your motherboard, your CPU and your video card". I was "..... WTF??????????".
Forgot to tell them that my fan is on the fritz though, so hopefully they may be able to fix that too. And not being racist/discriminatory or anything, but the guy on the phone had such a strong accent that I could barely understand him... and that's not really that fun, sorry.