DOOD looks like a lady
- Nov 23, 2008
- FiST in mah butt
I can totally relate. My testicular torsion from being kicked in the groin by a bull I was trying to kill and eat for my evening meal is terrible.
Aw man, feelin' for ya! I hear a freezing cold can of beer to cool the testies help with the pain tho.
Anyway, that reminds me of my huge craving for beef. Seriously, I'm starving for some delicious beef, I'm so close to run out and get a 20? steak ... but I'm not sure what beefy treat to get myself? There are so many, and all of them so good!
Or maybe I could get some bacon instead... mhhh, juicy, fat bacon...
Speaking of fat, that reminds of that one time I tried a different strip club, but damn, worst thing ever! The girl they had there was clearly at least a size 12, and a C cup at best. Ugh, no thanks. If I'd liked to go hunting for whales I'd hang out with some Inuit, not go to a strip club.