I'm more drunk now than I've been in years.... so why am I playing poker online?
You just answered your own question there...and if you get more drunk you'll be too drunk to actually play, so will end up watching other people play poker on TV and somehow find it drunkenly exciting...
On another topic, my nephew came home from the hospital on Thursday, and I paid him a visit earlier this afternoon. He's only six days old, but boy can he rip some epic farts. I'm beginning to believe ten-second flatulence is a hereditary trait when it comes to men in my family.
The best series are the early ones with Tom imo
Have you seen Series 1, Episode 2? That was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen on television.