Now then, I wish some people would stop lying; like my friend for instance. The thing is though, I just ignore the lying because I know he's bullshiting me but what's worse is that he tries to cover up his lie but saying that I lied about the same thing, sometimes insulting me or calling me jealous, whatever just to protect his bullshit when I poke through the hole. Here's an extract from a common conversation had hundreds of times by now showing what I mean
eg.
Him: I've been to/have/ (insert location or object here)
Me: Searches up on Google) Yeah no you don't, it sounded cool so I
searched up and it turns out nothing
Him: Ugh..your so stupid did you ad (insert thing here)
Me: That's ridiculous, if you search for (thing) you don't have to have (other thing) as well (eg. just search Google Earth and not Google Earth 5.0)
We've finished that.:lol:
(INSERT DARTH VADER NOOOOOOOOOOO! HERE)
THE CAKE IS A LIE! (But eventually yes)
Your statement reminded me of this glados statement: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your
violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. Why don't we just settle for that and call it a day? I guess we both know that isn't going to happen..."