The court mailed my speeding ticket court date to my home in MA, and my mom got the letter. She emails me, "you can't hide from what you did."
I've never felt more like a criminal. :lol:
Bwahahaha. My mom had a bag phone when we were little. I wish I could go back in time now and shock early 90s ninjamom with a cell phone that takes pictures of Puffalumps...in color and everything! Haha.Of course that phone was TINY compared to the giant one my mom had previously, which wikipedia tells me was a startac (the huge beige thing where you had to remove the battery to hook it up to the cig lighter to power it).
Who calls the King or Queen by his/her name? It is always the King or the Queen.
How do people still find Saturday Night Live funny? I think it's suffering from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler no longer writing the scripts.
Raise your hand if you didn't have sex with Tiger.
The latest woman to come forward worked as a waitress or manager of the Perkins restaurant down the road from me. I'm thinking of going there and asking for what Tiger had....with a side of hash browns.
Honestly I hate how much the media is blowing this up as if it's something extremely important! Who the fuck cares?
To be honest, that was a pretty stupid episode of Top Gear. (I trust voicing my opinions of the show here, instead of in the subforum with the rest of the morons and their yells of "ITS SCRIPTED LOL."