Random Thoughts....

I guess it's just a family thing, then, that I mix creamy PB and fake Syrup together and spread that on a slice of sourdough?

Like kayro syrup? That doesn't sound horrible at all, although it might be even better with honey. The summer camp I went to had this amazing sweet peanut butter that I think had honey mixed in. I've never found it anywhere else.


For the Aussies I should add that people are incredibly brand loyal for their PB. Don't mess with it! :D
 
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Penut Butter and Honey ftw (must be crunchy penut butter)
 
I have this song hopelessly stuck in my head

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iiCcibWw3Y[/YOUTUBE]
 
Let a friend's friend (both are my neighbors in my dorm) borrow my umbrella on this snowy/slushy evening. She brought it back broken. I've had that thing for years... it was awesome! I'm kinda pissed off about this...

This is why I never ever lend my things out.
 
I've cooked something!!!

And it's not on fire!
 
Tacos.

You set Vegas on fire?
 
^Can i have tacos for breakfast please?
 
Tacos.

You set Vegas on fire?

Not me, actually, my female companion.

The Hilton Grand Vacations Club is a timeshare condo chain owned by the Hilton company. However, they rent out a portion of the rooms (In the Vegas Strip one, the bottom 10 floors are actually just nice plush hotel rooms, the next 14 floors (up to 24) are Condo "suites" identical to the timeshare rooms, and floor 25+ are full-time timeshare rooms) as hotel rooms and if they think you look rich enough, they'll give you hella discounts on prettymuch everything in Vegas if you sit through a timeshare presentation for an hour. We were staying in one of the condo-suites on the 24th floor.

Anyway, these rooms had a full kitchen (that's the reason we were there - for only marginally more money than a crap room in a Casino, we got a huge suite with natural stone in the bathroom and a full kitchen, and a jacuzzi tub, and etc. etc. - but we had to walk a few hundred yards to get to the nearest casino (The Riviera, or Circus Circus - both of which blow major ass, but we were attending Defcon at the Riviera, so it worked well) - and the little bit of extra expenditure was more than made up for by being able to eat like kings for damn near free (Grocery store 3 blocks away).

So we'd stocked up on delicious things like steak, and bacon, and pancake supplies. The fridge was also STUFFED with beer (Defcon is half hacker convention, half drinking convention. I'd take a backpack, fill it with ice and beer, and walk around for 6 hours getting smashed on the move - plus, beer is a currency with which you can buy information from some of the greatest minds in the world - I missed him this year, but next year my goal is to give a beer to Adam Savage.)

One morning we awoke and went to cook bacon/eggs/pancakes. We discovered that, missing from our supply of pots and pans was the requisite frying pan. We called the desk and they said they'd send one up with housekeeping. We took a "shower" (which took longer than expected) and apparently missed housekeeping. They left a note saying they'd try again in 20. Now frustrated, we decided to try nuking the bacon following the instructions on the package. It said that you could add additional layers by adding paper towels and more bacon - so she came to the natural conclusion (without consulting me) that she could stack up the entire pound of bacon and nuke it all at once.

This ended as badly as you might imagine - no actual fire, but plenty of smoke. At the very moment we were dealing with that, housekeeping arrived with our frying pan, and she shouted (in Spanish, naturally) to her partner "DIOS MIO, EL MICROHONDAS ESTA EN FUEGO!"

It was glorious.



Also, we got comped one day's stay because when we arrived the track slider partition door between the bathroom and jacuzzi/master bedroom (yes, the door is between the bathroom with the toilet and the shower, and the jacuzzi tub - putting the tub in the master bedroom, presumably for optimal sexytiemz or something - it would have made more sense if there were two partitions)'s latch was broken. This meant you could not secure your pooping activity from people in the master bedroom, or your sexytiemz from people pooping or showering. Most utterly inconsequential failure ever in the grand scheme of things, since we were a damned young couple staying alone, I only called to let them know so they could fix it so some other guest wouldn't have to explain complicated things to their kids - but they insisted on giving us a freebie.

All in all best hotel stay ever - great room, cheap as dirt, if you look rich and have an hour to blow, tons of comped freebies all around town, we lit the microwave on fire and had no consequence beyond ruined bacon and the maid almost having a heart attack (in Spanish), and a free night because a piece of metal needed to be bent back into place with a pair of pliers.
 
GARG...I hate it when people call in and its snowing....it's not even that bad outside....motherf-----s!!!

Now I fear I have to do another 16 hrs again....32 hrs in the past two days total.....:blowup:


EDIT: my bad, this should of been in the "annoying stuff" thread, but I'm so friggin tired, I don't know what i'm clicking anymore....

oooooo lesbian porn....
 
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^Can i have tacos for breakfast please?
Get thee ---> Texas. :D


Hmm...smokin' microwaves. That takes talent.


I can momentarily mooch off my neighbors' internet...huzzah! Downloaddownloaddownloaddownloaddangit...
 
My philosophy - if you're dumb enough not to password protect your wireless network, you deserve to have it stolen. And I will oblige.
 
The good thing about not protecting your wireless network is that you can claim someone else downloaded all those movies and mp3's!
 
Bolivia special in HD, here I come (...finally)! Haha.

Suckers.
 
The good thing about not protecting your wireless network is that you can claim someone else downloaded all those movies and mp3's!

Not under german law - they got something called "St?rerhaftung" here, which basically says that when you set up a network (or website, etc...) and fail to protect it properly, you are responsible for whatever illegal activity third partys conduct through your network.
 
Not under german law - they got something called "St?rerhaftung" here, which basically says that when you set up a network (or website, etc...) and fail to protect it properly, you are responsible for whatever illegal activity third partys conduct through your network.

Afaik, under Australian law your network can be totally open wide open and it's still an offence to access it without permission.
 
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