GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHGHGLGLGFLFFFGFGFFF
/overreaction.
My good router appears to be deaded. Our home network setup involves the desktop, xbax, and buffalo router being wired to a linksys router and the buffalo sits upstairs transmitting wireless (because it has awesomely strong wireless strength, strong enough to get a good signal on the second story while the router sits in the basement, but not strong enough to get useable speed in the backyard while it's in the basement).
Blah blah blah, the buffalo's fried, it's been running really poorly lately and today I can't connect to it at all even wired. Yay!
If it comforts you, wolf attacks are quite rare and even more so in North America. Looking through data on wolf attacks it appears the likelihood of you being attack by them is quite slim.
If you have a dog with you your chances of a woof encounter go way up. But they don't want to rip your face off, they want to rip your dog's face off. Solution: Bear mace, fucku you worves!