Random Thoughts....

How do people even get the idea to drive 60 miles to a KFC?

(Granted, as a child I also took long drives with my father getting some fries in far away places, but that was about the driving...)

It was about the little free toys for me :lol:
 
How do people even get the idea to drive 60 miles to a KFC?

(Granted, as a child I also took long drives with my father getting some fries in far away places, but that was about the driving...)

I live in the Scottish Borders. In the entire County we have A McDonalds an' A Subway. If you want owt else, even half decent clothes you have to travel well over an hour an' half to either Edinburgh, Carlisle or Newcastle. I think I mentioned this before at some point but if I want a Krispy Kreme doughnut, I gotta haul arse over 3 an' half hours away to the Trafford Centre in Manchester for one.
 
My town has 6 dunkin donuts and the nearest krispy kreme is in Connecticut. :(
Most of the dunkin donuts do not actually sell more than like 6 donuts, because people only go there for coffee. I hate coffee. I want donuts. Fuck you dunkin donuts you suck.
 
Well me own arse don't need any shitty greasy chicken. So I sure as hell ain't driving some bugger else all that way just to get greasy chicken slime an' bbq-sauce all o'er me leather.

@ Kat: I've never had Dunkin' Donuts (any good?) before it's always been in this order: In 'N Out burger then a dozen box of Original Glaze from Krispy Kreme. An' I will sit an eat the lot if given the chance. They're like sugar-glazed crack to me.
 
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I have a pimple. I'm 24. I cannot remember the last time this happened.

Fucking exam stress!
 
Let me repeat myself more clearly: How do you get the idea to drive 60 miles just to eat at a crappy fast-food place? ;)
 
My town has 6 dunkin donuts and the nearest krispy kreme is in Connecticut. :(
Most of the dunkin donuts do not actually sell more than like 6 donuts, because people only go there for coffee. I hate coffee. I want donuts. Fuck you dunkin donuts you suck.

Yup, we've got a Krispy Kreme in Mohegan Sun. The only reason we have any decent restaurants is because of the casinos, otherwise we'd be fucked. :p
 
Let me repeat myself more clearly: How do you get the idea to drive 60 miles just to eat at a crappy fast-food place? ;)

11 herbs and spices.

I've never really liked fried chicken myself, so I never understood that. But there are some fast food joints that I like that I would drive out of my way for, if only once in a blue moon to settle a craving.
 
Let me repeat myself more clearly: How do you get the idea to drive 60 miles just to eat at a crappy fast-food place? ;)

Haha! The locals here, when they get a taste for summat that isn't local (especially Kenny) they'll go out their way to get it. He keeps pestering me to let him drive me car too. I don't think so, 'cause he normally eats in the car. Last time he went to McDonalds he got bbq sauce all down the inside of his door an' was scraping it off wi' his fries. :|
 
I'd like a life, not a full one but more than what 'ave got now. Some real life friends who aren't twice me age an don't live in Edinburgh would be nice.
my suggestion: start volunteering for something you hold dear

I've been at my thing for about ten years and as a result, I've currently got more life than I know what to do with.
 
My town has 6 dunkin donuts and the nearest krispy kreme is in Connecticut. :(
Most of the dunkin donuts do not actually sell more than like 6 donuts, because people only go there for coffee. I hate coffee. I want donuts. Fuck you dunkin donuts you suck.

@ Kat: I've never had Dunkin' Donuts (any good?) before it's always been in this order: In 'N Out burger then a dozen box of Original Glaze from Krispy Kreme. An' I will sit an eat the lot if given the chance. They're like sugar-glazed crack to me.

Dunkin Doughnuts used to be good when they made the doughnuts on site. Unfortunetly like a lot of chain stores, the doughnuts for most Dunkin Doughnuts locations are made in a corporate owned factory, then reheated on site. A shame as you really can taste the difference. :(
 
I drive out of my way to not eat at crappy fast-food places. Last year I went a month without eating at a chain restaurant/fast food(I was out of town for work)...was a lot harder than expected.
 
Let me put it this way, from the list, i can strongly recommand NOT spending time on:
-Another Year (a movie of the sweet-but-boring kind that just turns self-rigtheous and ugly in the third act)
-Black Swan (HUGELY overrated. Prove that film price jury consist of dirty old men turned on by girl-on-girl action)
-Sucker Punch (see here)
-Thor (it's like a film made from cheesy metal lyrics, only not as fun)


How did you spread so few words on so many pages? The last english-language paper i wrote clocked at 4500 words/10 pages.

Black swan sucked ass something chronic, I went and saw it with a friend of mine and she kept on trying to read into it and claim how it was really well done and really clever. Lol no, it was convoluted tripe
 
Dunkin Doughnuts used to be good when they made the doughnuts on site. Unfortunetly like a lot of chain stores, the doughnuts for most Dunkin Doughnuts locations are made in a corporate owned factory, then reheated on site. A shame as you really can taste the difference. :(

I think the larger stand-alone stores still make the donuts on site, (I could have sworn I saw a donut maker in the store in Bristol, NH last year.)but the ones in gas stations and convenience stores - yeah, run.
 
Haha! The locals here, when they get a taste for summat that isn't local (especially Kenny) they'll go out their way to get it. He keeps pestering me to let him drive me car too. I don't think so, 'cause he normally eats in the car. Last time he went to McDonalds he got bbq sauce all down the inside of his door an' was scraping it off wi' his fries. :|

My first thought was this scene from Bad Boys, with Will Smith as Shirahime and Martin Lawrence as Kenny:
 
I think the larger stand-alone stores still make the donuts on site, (I could have sworn I saw a donut maker in the store in Bristol, NH last year.)but the ones in gas stations and convenience stores - yeah, run.

I don't think there are any left in this state that bother since the original location is so close. I heard from someone in Michigan they still have a selection and good donuts near them once. It is really depressing that despite having the fucking original store in driving distance I can never have any sort of cream filled donut other than boston cream unless I drive to krispy kreme in CT. Those were always my favorite and I used to get them from a dunkin donuts in my town all the time, they used to have both chocolate and vanilla filled ones.
 
Krispy Kreme Donuts are so good, if I told you it had crack in it, you would be like, "I knew it was something in there. These donuts are too good. Got me going there at 4 o'clock in the morning going, "Come on, man, open up. Let me have at least one donut. I'll do anything. I'll suck your dick!" That should be the new slogan. Krispy Kreme: So good, you'll suck a dick.
http://www.jetvidi.net/izle/86924727429/chris-rock-never-scared-krispy-kreme

I seriously want to try those next time I fly across the pond ...
 
I wonder if the Adelaide Oval still do those hot jam donuts which were oh so good! From Wikipedia: 'Jam doughnuts are similar to a Berliner, but are served hot with red jam (raspberry or strawberry) injected into a bun that is deep fried and then frosted in either sugar or cinnamon.'

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