Mally Dangerous
Well-Known Member
Doing invoices and singing "All I wanna do is *bang-bang-bang* and a, and take your money".
...yet your dad smokes...?
Like a chimney. He's tried quitting once or twice but when I say TRIED QUITTING I mean he just bought patches an' gum an' expected them to tek care of the willpower thing too. Of which he none of.
Seriously the bloke would watch me light up then go "I'll just have one of yours" after lighting one of mine he sneakily stole off me. Pffttt.
$500 is a lot of money to be missing out on. if it was only peanuts amount of money then i wouldn't be bothered, but such a sizeable amount? i'd definately be kicking a few doors down.
I would maybe just bring up the notice and ask how that works? If he's against it or can't do it either he will say so or you will likely be able to tell from the way he talks about it. But I'm non-confrontational.
each time he takes one you should be given one free whack at his head with a baseball bat. see how long he learns the art of willpower then.
of course you could always give him one of these.
Is now a good time to mention that my mom is an HR Director?
Thing is, I wouldn't buy as many packs of cigs in a week if me father didn't pinch 'em. A few times a week he buys a pack of 20 an' a pack of 10. The 10 get stashed somewhere while the 20 he carries about with him. Am forever buying more of me Marlboro's 'cause HE BLOODY SMOKES MOST OF 'EM!
Meanwhile, I have to get two new tyres for me car. FML. ?_? One has a puncture an' the spare has a feckin' bulge on it. -_-
Here's a crazy thought - have *you* considered quitting smoking?
The money you'd save alone should be plenty of incentive. (Enough for a pair of new tires!)
And - going out on a limb here - but you seem to have a very strong will.