*opens gun cabinet*
i consider that one of the most acceptable reactions to a 'merry christmas' in september...
*opens gun cabinet*
WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS I LIKE ALREADY TAKEN?
WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS I LIKE ALREADY TAKEN?
Soooo. I drowned my phone in the toilet this morning. Loverly start to the week.
Because all the guys figured out who the crazies are and leave them be and go out with the not crazy girls?
One of my friends IRL only attracts crazy girls. It's pretty funny because they all get super possessive of him and argue on his Facebook wall. He just tries to stay out of it, but that can be tough.
Because the forbidden fruit is always the most tasty one?
Because your taste in women is just too normal.
Don't worry, you're not alone with that problem.
That shouldn't stop you.
I feel your pain...
Have you tried boys?
I am sad that my neighborhood has run out of children, so mom won't even let me decorate for halloween this year.
BUT IT IS FAVORITE HOLIDAY. *gloom*
I met a girl yesterday... she's a redditor, she loves math and physics and doesn't find that shit appalling. She also likes to do graphic design work and is into video games.... add her on facebook.... "In a relationship with douchebag art major McGee". Whyyyyyyyyy.
girls I would give several limbs for
I think you mean "up" their routes.Nah I don't wanna go down yours and MWFs route.
Maybe I should stop learning, so I can stay at my current level of inability.Guys who can play guitar badly have the same effect.
My AUNT bought a Saturn. My mother owns a 2010 Outback.Your mom bought a Saturn. Her argument is invalid.
I don't quite get your point, but you're right... One limb, max.There's that mentality, for one. Sure, you're going to reply "oh I didn't really mean that lol" but it tells a lot when you let it slip Freudianly.
NoNeedForAChestWig said:Maybe I should stop learning, so I can stay at my current level of inability.
She did have a PT Cruiser though...katwalk said:My mother owns a 2010 Outback.
My AUNT bought a Saturn. My mother owns a 2010 Outback.
I don't quite get your point, but you're right... One limb, max.
Because I'm worth it bitches!
WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS I LIKE ALREADY TAKEN?
Mother says she liked the "funablity of the drive" blink: I thought it drove like a van...) the moon roof, and that she could fit an entire christmas tree in the back, that the "size was perfect" (in other words fit lots of shit but still still was easily maneuverable) and that it was not boring.She did have a PT Cruiser though...
I've been there, brothah! Unrequited feelings. It sucks.
What is it with guys that do art? They seem to swan around with the girls I would give several limbs for and then act all "oh, yeah, whatever" about everything. Then girls are like "He's so deep, he does art, its how he expresses himself, *points to random colours splattered on a canvas*, isn't it great?". (It seems there isn't a smiley that accurately represents my fustration/confusion, I am disappoint...)
Guys who can play guitar badly have the same effect. I play piano badly, Y U NO GO OUT WITH ME???