Women are no different than we are. Just treat them with respect and as equals and don't try so hard. You'll see. In 25 years you'll be living alone sharing a flat with the only female that matters - your cat.
Right. SIM card was rescued from the phone (no way to test it it's ok though. Mum and Dad both have locked phones). The phone is most likely fooked though. I just left it on the radiator to dry for a couple of hours. Took the sim out (probably should have done that earlier :S but had no idea how), and put the battery back in. The phone buzzed, and the display and buttons (It's a Nokia 5230) lit up for a few seconds, a load of short circuity stuff came up on the screen, then it died.
So. Yeah. Good night, Irene
Incidentally, Dad just ran what's left of my phone (SIM and battery out) under the tap. Ehh...