Random Thoughts....

But, but, piracy funds terrorism and bombs! At least that what the British Transport Police told me.
I'll never pirate anything again!

ARRRRRRR

If we had just traced the 50,000 downloads of arabian porn, we woulda caught Osama Bin Laden like <snaps fingers> that yo!
 
I am sad that my neighborhood has run out of children, so mom won't even let me decorate for halloween this year. :(
BUT IT IS FAVORITE HOLIDAY. *gloom*

Decorate your bedroom.




Not sure about the whole undead idea, I think he is just an ass without a hat. Somebody give him a hat.

But, but, piracy funds terrorism and bombs! At least that what the British Transport Police told me.
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I'll never pirate anything again!

ARRRRRRR


Wow, they took the new War on Drugs meets the War on Terrorism slant heh.
 
On the other hand, all the girls I hang out with have a thing for guys who can sing.
Balls...
Yeah. Oh yeah. And play the piano, actually, but play it well.
Bollocks...

Women are no different than we are. Just treat them with respect and as equals and don't try so hard. You'll see. In 25 years you'll be living alone sharing a flat with the only female that matters - your cat.
Testicles... wait that doesn't really work...

Also I don't like cats. :p
 
But, but, piracy funds terrorism and bombs! At least that what the British Transport Police told me.
* snip pic *

I'll never pirate anything again!

ARRRRRRR

Banned in some parts, it is nonetheless "International Talk Like A Pirate Day", in honour of which:


:lol:

(EDIT: references are to "Treasure Island" by Robert Louis Stevenson.)
 
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Decorate your bedroom.
pft. Done. I never take the room ones down, though they are kind of covered with other things now. I have a couple skulls and one of those ceramic headstones that lights up different colors :D


Also how the fuck does piracy fund shit. It is GIVING THINGS AWAY FOR FREE. I have been randomly drawing free pictures for people for the last week, I AM CLEARLY A TERRORIST.
 
Hmm...I wonder who should follow that advice also... :think:

Pedestal makers?


Cross-posting from my reddit account and from facebook and I'll be posting this in the automotive section of the forums as well but

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This was posted near a parking garage on campus and I saw a few more near some more stop signs.

When I was walking back to my car in the evening, I had to cross the street at this stop sign. An SUV is slowing down on one side, and another car on the other side. However I still had to fucking wait because some dumb cockhole on his bicycle decided to blast through the stop sign.


BROSEPH. Just because you feel the need to defy all us smog-creating, polluting elitist car drivers doesn't give you the right of way or the right to go against the law!
 
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Do they make pedestals specifically for putting cute girls on?
 
Saw a cute girl on campus, she was talking loudly on the phone (which is just a minor annoyance), and then thinking she was all alone, she starts picking her nose as if she's searching for buried treasure. Yeaaaaa...no.
News flash: Girls are human, too. They pick their noses, they fart, they burp, they have all the same bodily functions a male has. And they use them. Maybe, if you're lucky, you'll find a girl who'll even make a holocaust joke after an especially disgusting fart.
Get over it and the whole "dating" thing will get a helluva easier.

Please tell me that's a fake!
There's ads and stuff here that say the same thing for buying counterfeit purses and shit.
It's a fake, but disturbingly close to real-life anti-terrorism ads.

EDIT: calvinhobbes, just like every other german-speaking user of FG, you should read Fefe.
 
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Do they make pedestals specifically for putting cute girls on?
I think this particular issue would best be discussed in the NSFW section.

It's a fake, but disturbingly close to real-life anti-terrorism ads.
Sadly, you're correct. It's a tragedy that fear sells so many papers and wins so many votes, otherwise we wouldn't have this problem.

Oh, and anti-piracy ads aren't much better either - in fact they are one reason why I don't go to the movies as often as I used to.

EDIT: calvinhobbes, just like every other german-speaking user of FG, you should read Fefe.
I'll check it out... can't sleep anyway.

Edith: This one's pretty bloody funny! :D
 
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I do not think that they have a particular manufacturer of those though.
 
News flash: Girls are human, too. They pick their noses, they fart, they burp, they have all the same bodily functions a male has. And they use them. Maybe, if you're lucky, you'll find a girl who'll even make a holocaust joke after an especially disgusting fart.
Get over it and the whole "dating" thing will get a helluva easier.

I know this, but news flash: first impressions are a big deal. Also, some people really don't want to see that shit in public. Yes it's hilarious but when you watch someone pick their nose with the intensity and focus of an asian kid doing his math homework, your first face is not:

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It's more likely to be:

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the intensity and focus of an asian kid doing his math homework

Hey, I resent th

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fuck, nevermind...
 
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