Random Thoughts....

Download worse porn.

It's not so much the sexytime part of a relationship, I just need someone to talk to, I've got so much crap in my head that I need to vent to someone to.
 
It's not so much the sexytime part of a relationship, I just need someone to talk to, I've got so much crap in my head that I need to vent to someone to.

That's what the Not Safe For Prying Eyes Thread is for in NSFW. You will find a host of sympathetic ears there. Some may even offer advice before informing you their problems are much worse! ;)
 
Almost a week now an' that cold I acquired won't bloody shift. Am getting bored wi' it waking me up at 5 int bastard morning an' dragging out the jetlag I should've got over days ago; to the point where it's just taking the piss. <_<

Meanwhile, finally got round to getting a case for me new phone seeing as it's already been dropped/thrown/semi-punched/slept on since I got it last Thursday. Oh an' I should be able to go pick up Leon in just over a weeks time! ^_^
 
After watching FGTV, I realized that if the Curry n?Chips show never happens, a show with LP and RaptorJesus should be made instead.
 
All I can envision is 22 minutes of RJ screaming like some kind of meathead at Captain 70's.

Maybe afterwords he will ditch that sensitive hair, shave, grow a pair and start asking women out, instead of letting them walk all over him.
Maybe he will also read this and get my not so subtle hint.
 
asking women out
Speaking or which, how was your weekend?
(From the "you dug this hole yourself"-dept.)
 
All I can envision is 22 minutes of RJ screaming like some kind of meathead at Captain 70's.

Maybe afterwords he will ditch that sensitive hair, shave, grow a pair and start asking women out, instead of letting them walk all over him.
Maybe he will also read this and get my not so subtle hint.

The yelling will be followed by fitness montage and a nutrition class. Then more yelling in a clothing store.
 
Speaking or which, how was your weekend?
(From the "you dug this hole yourself"-dept.)

It was fine, I guess? Saturday i went for a 12 km bike ride around my area, then later that night I went out for Karoke with some of the uh, mature office women; again I was the only male. There was one there who always had a bug up her butt about me. I cal her The Morgan, that is not her real last name but by saying The Morgan it dehumanizes her.
For my Karoke song I chose "All My Loving" and sang it to The Morgan while she got pissed and turned beet red. I also drank too much and I had to hang around drinking water and Sprite until I was sober.
Sunday I woke up far, FAR to early and went for a hike at my Arbotretum. Despite the gloom conditions I took a few photos which can been seen here! I spent a lot of time on the computer both days, rode my bike 10km on Sunday then finally watched THe Kings Speech; I was misty eyed the whole way through, as I was a stutterer when I was a child.

How was your weekend?
 
I know have internets at uni.


*Insert maniacal laugh
 
Man, you posted that at a spectacularly unfortunate moment.

Unless you're the rest of us, who can proceed to mock you.

Consider yourself mocked.

Yeah yeah yeah, uh huh.

After watching FGTV, I realized that if the Curry n?Chips show never happens, a show with LP and RaptorJesus should be made instead.

It'd be 60 minutes of him yelling at me while I frantically do various exercises and die a little inside each time.
 
Evening. That was a particularly shite Monday. Was going non-stop for about 11 hours, and am freaking out about upcoming projects. :(

Meanwhile, I got mah new phone. Samsung Galaxy S II. Lovely :D I't my 21st next week so I guess my folks went big for me :)

And no, I haven't dropped this one in the toilet yet. :p

How are we all?
 
congrats on new phone.
had a pretty bad start to my monday but it improved immensely.
got to work, checked mail and saw that my boss hadn't sent me ANYTHING that i'd asked for, went back home. i can't go on with my damn project which i'd have liked to finish this week (not gonna happen now, so it'll probably get dragged along until christmas), because i've done everything i can do on my own. he has to send me details i can't get by myself... great. anyway, decided to go home (what use is me sitting around doing nothing, right? i'm not getting payed anyway...). got a shitload of washing done. cleaned the apartment. cleaned my windows (! that is massive, i do that maybe once every half year?). moved my abomination of BILLY (IKEA best-selling product since the dawn of time or something?) to the basement (after putting it off for months), which included taking it apart because it wouldn't fit into the elevator or through any doors. proceeded to load it up with a bunch of useless stuff that just clutters the place otherwise. suddenly my apartment is empty! also got my car looked at because it kept telling me somethings wrong with my airbag... looks like i need the steering wheel replaced (no, they can't fix it, only replace the whole thing -.-)... that was a bummer and it's fucking expensive (700eur incl. labour) but at least i got to go visit my dad at work because he works just round the corner from the local smart dealer. what else...
fresh bedsheets! that! oh the bliss, i'm SO looking forward to going to bed. probably climbed an equivalent of the empire state building or something today because of all the running from apartment to basement and back. also went over to a friends, had a few beers... and i'm already back without having missed anything. massively great day... you wouldn't believe it after my description, but not being bored AT ALL for a change, getting stuff done (even if its not the stuff i had planned), doing something useful for a change... what a great feeling, i like it! seems to me it makes the day much longer as well, feels like i've been awake for centuries already, i'm pleasantly tired just as i should be at 11:15pm after jumping out of bed at 7.

WALL OF TEXT! :?
 
Evening. That was a particularly shite Monday. Was going non-stop for about 11 hours, and am freaking out about upcoming projects. :(

Meanwhile, I got mah new phone. Samsung Galaxy S II. Lovely :D I't my 21st next week so I guess my folks went big for me :)

And no, I haven't dropped this one in the toilet yet. :p

How are we all?

We have the same phone! ^_^ I got mine last week an' I love it 'cause it WORKS. XD
 
Jeez, tomorrow is going to hurt, I'm halfway down a bottle of Laphroaig. It's working wonders for killing my cold though :D
 
Oh man, at work the managers are trying to get people to be openers since one of the openers decided to stop being an opener.

I was making a case to one that I physically would be bad at opening. When you open, you pretty much are expected to work from 4:30 AM until 12:30 or 1 PM. No thanks. I'm pretty sure that I'd cry pretty much every time I woke up (and I barely ever cry). I'm already close to that when I wake up at 4:45. I am a wuss when it comes to waking up before 6 AM.

Also, it was a two coffee day at work today. So tireeeeeeeed.
 
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