Don't tell me about happy and sad things at the same time. I have that same duality regarding rain.
Do you want to end up like one of those crazy old ladies with a house full of stuffed things? Is that your goal?
Does it come with a tie that says "I?m a wan*er"?
Call that a rip-off? Not one blowjob in 10 years or marriage and it cost me a house. Now that's a rip-off!
Just remember, any man who has ever said he wouldn't pay for sex had better be a confirmed bachelor.