Women are crazy...
I get a text from my wife right before I leave work that we need to BJs, giant wholesale/warehouse type store like Costco or Sams Club, right when I get home. I don't reply back because I am already pulling out of the parking lot. Why can't she go on her own before I get home I don't know...
I get home and it is about a quarter till eight and I haven't had dinner yet. She is standing in the kitchen shoes on ready to leave and she has eaten all of the leftovers I was going to eat when I got home. I ask what is so important that we have to leave to go to the store right now?
She says, "We are out of tape and I need tape..." :?
Uhhh I haven't had dinner yet and you ate what I was planning to eat so I am going to make something to eat we aren't going anywhere.
"Well thats just fine cause I had a bad day at work and I got home a half hour late and I was going to stop on the way home but then I couldn't cause I had to feed the dogs and I can't pay the bills without the tape because the envelopes won't stick shut and you are just being an asshole you dumb ass," she says in a crescendo screaming. *

*that wasn't a word for word quote but it was pretty close. I just summed up a 15 minute argument into one sentence.
Seriously WTF woman are totally fucking crazy and I know this isn't the first time I realized this, and this is probably something that many other people on here know, but every once in a while it just hits me again like an epiphany.