Whoa, I just got a letter to serve on jury duty.
Hey, just cuz you can't beat that GTA Vice City mission where you have to smash those juror's cars with a golf club doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.Man I so hope it's a Mob trial. You'd get a new name like Rake Blong and move to Idaho where you'd work in a meat processing plant a the "triggerboy".
I know, I know. I should lay off the coffee and stop watching bad movies.
Wow, I got a lot accomplished:
1. declared a History minor
2. got a job
3. found out I'm on jury duty
All that's left to do is to get drunk!