Just discovered that both of my parents are green card holders and that I may be eligible to get one myself. I might apply to be somewhat/semi/part/kind-of 'Murican.
Not a damn thing.
I'm not much of a fan of most beer either. Had a few darker ones with a much more robust taste tthat were pretty good, but in general I just don't care for it. Instead, I'll go for champagne. For whatever reason I find that much better. I catch some flack for it from people who think it's a sissy drink, but when I point out it typically has 2-3 times the alcohol content (usually 14-17%) of most beers and I've been known to easily drink three quarters of a bottle by myself it works out to several beers equivalent. Now I want some champagne. Bah.
You've never had Buffalo Wild Wings ranch then. I'd heat that stuff in a spoon and inject it straight into my blood stream.