Brunch is when it's the first meal of the day but eaten at lunchtime. Ish.Neh, breakfast, is the first meal of the day, doesn't matter when you eat it, and lunch is a meal that is not the first, eaten around noon.
No, brunch is what bored suburban desperate soccermoms do in a paltry attempt to make their lives seem less empty.Brunch is when it's the first meal of the day but eaten at lunchtime. Ish.
It's a way of saying "I'm hungover and need an excuse to drink a little more albohol this early in the day to ease the banging in my head."
Sane people would call it "late breakfast"
The Hangover Benedict: Portuguese Roll/ Thick Cut House Bacon/ Poached Eggs/ Chipotle Cilantro-Hollandaise
Brunch is the "I want pancakes and a steak and to drink alcohol before noon without judgement, so fuck off, I'm going to do what I want" meal that became a thing.