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Just over a year ago I went to Estonianans bought a 24-pack of some cheap IPA that turned out to be horrible. To my tastebuds, anyway. I’ve been trying my absolute best to get rid of the crate by mixing it 50/50 with basic lager, etc. This kind of works.

It seems the cans are multiplying because it feels like i’ve drank at least 250 of the things. I just found a can in the fridge today.
 
It's not often that Amazon makes mistakes around here but I ordered an Osmo Pocket 3 yesterday and just received a box containing a vase and what appears from the label to be some artificial flowers. I can't tell if it's an honest mistake or if it has been deliberately swapped, but I'm not impressed. The driver also hasn't marked it as delivered which is odd, so I can't report the mistake. :confused:
 
That looks incredible.
 
Today, I made lasagna.
Then, I took it out of the oven.
With the spatula, I lifted a nice chunk out of the dish.
Proceeded to drop the hot hunk of lasagna onto my foot.
And, out of reflex, kicked it across the entire open kitchen living room area.
And still managed to burn the bejeesus outta my foot.

I see potential for a new Olympic discipline. I shall call it SCALDING LASAGNA DROP KICK. Points shall be awarded not for distance, but for percentage of clean white wall covered in sauce, the beauty of the splatter pattern and the satisfaction from the sound of both the lasagna kick, splatter and drip as well as contestants cry of pain.

I hear LA28 is still rolling the dice on some disciplines. You have my proposal.
 
balls
 
I think I need new glasses, and it's not because my eyesight deteriorated. My current glasses are in a sorry state, and it's a combination of me not taking the best care of them, and the frame being some shitty plastic frame that I bought only because it said 'Made in Italy'. Yeah, right, only if there's a company complex named 'Italy' located somewhere in China.

A couple of months ago I made a mistake of getting contact lenses that I can't force myself to put into my eyes. Every time I go near my eyeballs with the lens on my fingertip, my eyes will automatically close. Well, that was €60 wasted.

Now I want to find a good frame that will last me multiple years, and on top of that, since I am vain, I want them to fit my face nicely. If they can do that despite ever changing fashion trends, perfect.

Any recommendations on the frame manufacturer? Brother has Ray-Bans and he seems to be satisfied with them, I see lots of people wearing those as well. Apparently, they can be had in the €100-150 price range, which doesn't seem ridiculous to me.
 
Let me tell you about a company called Luxottica.

Long story short, either pick the cheapest glasses that you like from your local store (all of them are Luxottica anyway), or shop online for companies that explicitly don't sell frames from them. I've had good luck with Zenni optical myself, but I've noticed they sell Transition-branded lenses so I expect you'll get some BS there as well.
 
gaasc said:
Let me tell you about a company called Luxottica.

Long story short, either pick the cheapest glasses that you like from your local store (all of them are Luxottica anyway), or shop online for companies that explicitly don't sell frames from them. I've had good luck with Zenni optical myself, but I've noticed they sell Transition-branded lenses so I expect you'll get some BS there as well.
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ive had transitions for so long, i don’t think i can live without them.
 
Neither can I, being honest. Zenni has photochromatic lenses, which I have right now. It seems quite adequate or my use cases and is unsurprisingly less expensive than the Italians.
 
So, this coming weekend, like every other year since the dawn of time, my employer (municipal utility / energy supplier) hosts huge a summer celebration thing (it's honestly crazy how much effort is being undertaken there: they even take down all the charging stations on our parking lot so they can put a huge tent over it all). basically it's like a mid-size fun fair going on, even with little rides for the kids. traditionally, the Saturday is just for employees and the Sunday is a big public thing for customers and everyone who wants to come. and it's always been like that.
now, however, SOMEONE seems to have thought: wait... if there's customers and people there on Sunday, surely there's employees to show them around and tell them about the great products and stuff? so that's people working? basically SELLING STUFF? ON A SUNDAY? IN DEUTSCHLAND!?!?!?!?! NEIN! VERBOTEN! 🥔🥔🥔

... so yeah long story short they basically snitched on us at some high level government office that's in charge of stuff like that and suddenly not a single employee of ours is going to be present on said Sunday. lol. what a shitshow.

Next time they'll just flip the thing around, ofc, because Saturday is not an issue. But we literally have umpteen events scattered across the year where people to promotional stuff on Sundays, all of which is now somehow in limbo.
 
I need to fart. I feel awful because I need to fart. I'm not farting. It's like it's just stuck in there. :mad:
 
ninjacoco said:
I need to fart. I feel awful because I need to fart. I'm not farting. It's like it's just stuck in there. :mad:
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Did you forget to remove the butt plug again? 😂
 
Yes, however now the gas is mixed silicone and lube. It makes for an interesting smell.
 
No butt-cork. Just needed to have a muffin, I guess. That pushed it on out of there.
 
I guess muffins work as butt corks.
 
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