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Hercules286

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I learned today that I'm a wee bit of a prude.

My sister, my older brother's girlfriend, and myself went shopping today, with the final stop being the local sex shop.

Much cringing and thoughts of "OMG, what the hell am I doing in here?" followed. Especially looking at some of the "movies." Let's just say I'm going to have bad thoughts about The Munsters for awhile.

I have to admit some of the books on offer were interesting, but any more dwelling on that and I'd have to join the NSFW group.

I don't think you've established yourself as prude.

FWIW I don't like the sex shops I've visited either. They feel very weird and I can't think of a reason to be there. I think that discreet is sexy and if you want something sexy you should get it discreetly.

The only true way to figure out if you're prude is to ask yourself "would I wear a bunny tail buttplug for my lover". :mrgreen:
 

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I'm not a big fan of sex shops either. Especially considering the clientele is usually some fat, middle-aged greasy-palmed pickup-driving creeper with his baseball cap pulled down over his eyes and a paunch that looks like he's smuggling hams.

The sort of girls that work there are also usually the type that are really aggressive about how much sex they have, too. (Trust me on this.)
 

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The only true way to figure out if you're prude is to ask yourself "would I wear a bunny tail buttplug for my lover". :mrgreen:

Oh, sure! But I still don't like going in sex shops....

BTW, just quit my job, time to relax all day.
 

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I did have to laugh at the "Wall of Shame" that they had by the door featuring Polaroids of shoplifters holding their various ill-gotten gains.

The three of us laughed as the pictures were primarily skeevy looking old dudes with beards and glazed eyes holding loads of porn and some chicks with vibrators.

Come to think of it, I may not be as prudish as I thought. I remember that I spent a few minutes looking for that leg-clampy-ish device JC had in that one "Meet the Neighbours" special. No dice, but there were some "enlargers" and those fancy rings that you don't use for your curtains.
 

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Oh, sure! But I still don't like going in sex shops....

BTW, just quit my job, time to relax all day.

Woohooo!

Meanwhile my new job is going to make my brain liquefy and dribble out of my ears and nose. We realised the reason this position is so well paid for what it is is that the amount of crap you have to know is literally mind-blowing. I'm willing to bet that at least one of our training group will bail within the first month.
 

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How 'bout them Oakland Raiders? I gotta say that I am impressed with them for the first time in a while. I think pretty much everyone on the team had a good game, although we did have an absurd number of penalties. Still, it makes my day to see a 2-8 team march into the much-hated division leader's house and make them look awful.
 

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A 365 (or 366) match matchbook.
 

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I'd be reeeeally careful lighting one of those matches on the bottom strip. ;)
 

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^ Never heard of lighting a new cig with a burning one? :p SO you can be a burning house all day and yet use only one match.
 

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Smoking is bad for you anyways :p

So is living :p

and breathing, that oxygen degenerates your cells, oh, and driving is quite dangerous, and don't fall down the stairs, oh and don't walk outside because a meteor might take you out, tell you what, just stay in that padded room, you will be safe there :p
 

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today i heard the original version of "Jessica" by the Allman Brothers. It was hidden in one of my "100 greatest guitar Solo" albums between The Rolling Stones & ZZ Top.

It's really really good, and it lasts fucking forever (7 and a half minutes!)
 
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