You know what's a fun game? Next time you're waiting in line at the supermarket checkout, count the tabloids that have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover. Those two irritating douchebags are on there every effin' day.
My count today was 5, my all-time record was 6.
I have a more fun game for checkout waiting.
It's called "Silly women".
95 times out of a hundred, women pass through a checkout with absolutely no idea that at the end of it,
they will have to pay for it. Suddenly, they will have to dive into handbags, purses and all sorts, in shock, and fumble for money or a card.
The game is, basically, look at the number of women in front of you in the queue. Guess, for each, to the nearest 10 seconds, how long they will delay the queue when looking for money / change / a card. If you get it right, you get a point.
For each man that hands exact money over, smugly, as soon as the cashier says the amount, you get a bonus point.
The other fun games I play are "How many people can't count to 10 in the 10 items or fewer queue", and "How many people are so technically incompetent they can't work the self-scan tills when the tills blare at them in loud, idiot-proof language".