Jay
the fool on the hill
They talk to me when I used my preferred station, Shell. They even show clips from Top Gear!
My gas pump asked me if I wanted to sign a petition urging the Pennsylvania state government to start letting convenience stores and grocery stores sell beer.
HELL YES.
Hey, anything to help us out-of-staters get our hands on Lions Head easier is alright with me.
I'm loving my new macbook pro. That new toy feeling is addictive.
Sweet Jesus, my professor found my flash drive!
My wife has not one political bone in her body; could care less about it. Which is good, being that I have installed a soap box in the living room to rant on.
She found out today that "A Charlie Brown Christmas" is being preempted for the Presidents speech on sending troops to Afghanistan. She adores everything Charlie Brown. If we have a baby girl, it will be named Lucille; no shit.
"That FUCKING TOOL!!" is what she screamed into the phone when I broke it to her. :lol:
Yeah, but does it talk to you like a gas pump?
That ski mask I bought for cycling at low temperatures was a really good investment. It looks badass, too.
Wait. Did we go back in time? I thought this was pull troops out time not send them back in.
We're sending in more troops to fight the Taliban; it's something Obama has debated for the past 2 months
Someone care to explain to me why I have the selection of eight different channels to watch the presidential address on? Wouldn't one or two suffice? I can't think of any practical reason why 8 networks feel the need to televise the same thing at the same time.
I kind of miss bush. He was stupid in a hilarious way. There are entire books of wonderful stupid bush quotes.
Another funny thought; what if McCain was elected and Sara Palin was Vice President? I have this vision of angry, pissed off, left leaning men furiously masturbating to her image. Say what you want about her rather vacant thoughts and that "ya hey der" accent straight of the movie "Fargo", but she has a great body. I mean, damn! She is really curvy...
"I fucking hate her, but she's so HOT!!" fapfapfapfapfapfap.... :lol: