I love the death metal cock! Also, metal karaoke FTW. I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.
So, I've grown quite tired of people I barely know and/or don't entirely trust asking me why I haven't added them on facebook yet. My standard of "hey I know you" is pretty low, but if you're more of a friend of a friend or if the few times I've met you, all you had to talk about was weed [true story in one dude's case], there's no way I'm letting you on the same FB account as my family, my profs, my friends, etc. In other words, I have to be able to at least sort of semi-trust you first so I know you won't do anything too weird like show up unannounced in the shrubs outside my apartment or print out copies of all my puffalump pics to burn in effigy...outside the lovely apartment that's pictured in the albums set to "friends only." Yep.
And I'm tired of having people ask me, "should I join this group?" or "should I use this picture?" when they should be able to pull on their big girl panties by now and think for themselves.
And I'm especially tired of people asking things like, "hey, did you see so-and-so's status?" when they should be asking, "did you hear that so-and-so lost her purse? we've looked everywhere we can think for it..."
Then there's a couple people who find it necessary to "like" every other thing I say, as if merely being friends on there isn't proof enough that they find me likable. I'll admit to going through spurts where I'll use FB more than others, and "liking" things pretty freely--but at least I try to use it on statements I agree with, awesome photos, or posts where someone's having a great day or something. Not all. the. time!!!
So, I wrote a little rant about it because I'd much rather talk about the people in my life instead of their silly facebook accounts, and I'm tired of dealing with weenies who act like I'm a big stinky meanie pants because I denied their friend request. Said rant got posted on facebook, and since I have no class tomorrow, I've had time to check it. Lo and behold, guess what everyone's wanted to talk about all day since I brought it up?
Stupid facebook.
Well, that certainly backfired. Dang it.