Man I called into time warner cable to ask them about this change in our pricing plan (this shit was going up by an extra $15 a month). I was like fuck that, lets just call them up and see wassup.
The first guy that picks up is nice and he's like let me transfer you to the department that can answer this question and he has me verify the name address and social on the account.
I get switched over and some lady picks up. She's like "Who is this?". I'm like "Uhh, my name is Harish, I was transferred here. I had some questions regarding the pricing change on my account". "I know but the name on the account is different from who you are so I wanted to know who I was speaking with". The fuck? Why didn't you say what your fucking name was, and then why couldn't you have asked "May I know the name of the person I'm currently speaking with?".
Then she starts treating me like a complete idiot when I'm asking her about the plans and pricing. Look bitch, the fucking piece of paper that you numbnuts sent wasn't fucking detailed in even the slightest of ways. That's why I'm fucking calling you.
I told her about that and she finally said "oh". And then she tells me that I need to call back when the pricing plans switch over, then only we can get some information about it. Fuckin bullshit.
She's like, survey coming up in a phone call, you can rate my service from 1-10.
I'm giving her a solid fucking
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