Random Thoughts....

I just remembered a conversation over dinner that I had with Junior about 6 months ago.....

"Daddy? We were playing a great game at lunchtime today. Me and my friends were chasing these pretend bad guys. When we caught them we didn't shoot them though. We just had to kick them in the penis!"

Thank fuck I didn't have a mouthful of food when he said that. :rofl:
 
I've just spent the last half hour helping Mum plan a 3 course dinner party for Saturday night, only to be told that I won't be able to eat with them as "there isn't enough room at the table for 5 people" :(
 
I've just spent the last half hour helping Mum plan a 3 course dinner party for Saturday night, only to be told that I won't be able to eat with them as "there isn't enough room at the table for 5 people" :(

:clarkson: Execute her in front of her dinner guests!
 
It's summat past 11 at night an' I'm making cakes for tomorrow.

I would make an awesome wife. /domestic big headedness

They better be warm by the time I fly over there...from LA. :shifty:
 
Pfft! My LA is closer than your LA.

LA = Little'Ampton!

We groovin' in LA
 
It's summat past 11 at night an' I'm making cakes for tomorrow.

I would make an awesome wife. /domestic big headedness

I like cake.
 
Just got back from seeing the apartment/house. It's very nice but I can't swing $675, plus 170 for LP(no not that LP) gas, and 50 for electric, and whatever T6 broadband internet is.
 
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