So, in the pub, talking to this guy I just met, in walks this girl! Gorgeous! Hips wagging, In her early 20's, Perfect face, 6ft tall, curvy in all the right places, tight jeans, exposed belly button, just a hint of a shirt.....
He goes " there she is" and she walks over, he goes : meet my daughter, just turned 14......what? Like what? Like holy fucking shitsticks what? So do I just turn myself in at this point or what do they expect me to do?
Fuck I'm old, and out of touch and everything......I'm going home before I mistake a 6 year old for my Grandmother.......