If intended purchase goes through, you will. The bike is actually a monster, much wider and longer than my current machine. It is low to the ground, however, so that may be throwing it off. I can sit on it very comfortably and I'm 6'4", on my current bike I feel a bit cramped.
This will be harder to lane split, as the handle bars are probably a bit more than 2 feet from end to end. To help give more scale to it, the bike has a wheelbase of 65 inches (1.65 meters) and a seat height of 28 inches (711 mm). It tips the scales at 539 lb (244 kg). When new this bike was rated for 78.2 bhp at 9000 RPM and 48.2 ft?lbf (65 N?m) at 7250 rpm. (The Smart FourTwo has a wheel base of 6.12 feet, for comparison).
The best thing is that the bike isn't lopsided. There is that same exhaust on the other side too. Ahh, the joys of a 4 to 4 exhaust!