klutch
Courteous urinator
Alright, so a week ago, I was doing my usual shaving routine in the shower, got my chest, abs and balls done in advance of having a girl over. I don't usually have any issues in this sense; the only irritation I've had is right at the lower waistline where my boxer elastic rubs against the freshly-shaven pubes, usually preventable with a little moisturizing lotion immediately after shaving. I had laser hair removal on my upper back - I had some pretty minimal, short, albeit black hair there, and just need to go in for a second treatment to have it permanently removed, along with the ab hair next.
Anyways, this got me thinking...chicks must dig a smooth ass to grab when I'm pounding away. Figured I'd do some trimming there to see what I'd be in for, in the event I worked up the courage to have some 50-something Indian lady zap my ass with a laser for an hour. So I started with a quick swipe of the razor...and another, and another. Soon, I felt like I was 10 again, my ass completely hairless. It was great, until later that day; about 6 hours of sitting later, my ass was itching like I had sat in a nest of ass-raping ants. I had a bunch of those nasty red bumps, like you would get after shaving with a really dull razor, almost like zits. I've still got them, like 5 days later. I didn't want either of the girls I'm seeing to notice, and I'm getting sick of doggystyle to prevent them the chance to even grab my ass. Would Preparation H work in a case like this? Should I moisturize? Not sit for a week? What?
Anyways, this got me thinking...chicks must dig a smooth ass to grab when I'm pounding away. Figured I'd do some trimming there to see what I'd be in for, in the event I worked up the courage to have some 50-something Indian lady zap my ass with a laser for an hour. So I started with a quick swipe of the razor...and another, and another. Soon, I felt like I was 10 again, my ass completely hairless. It was great, until later that day; about 6 hours of sitting later, my ass was itching like I had sat in a nest of ass-raping ants. I had a bunch of those nasty red bumps, like you would get after shaving with a really dull razor, almost like zits. I've still got them, like 5 days later. I didn't want either of the girls I'm seeing to notice, and I'm getting sick of doggystyle to prevent them the chance to even grab my ass. Would Preparation H work in a case like this? Should I moisturize? Not sit for a week? What?
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just kidding.