Riddle Me This

[calvinhobbes]

So… I have just killed and because of that, I have somebody else’s blood on my hands. But I didn’t do anything illegal. What happened?

 

[narf]

?

 

[DanRoM]

Of course, Sgt. Major Buzzkill knows that one immediately.

 

[calvinhobbes]

Yup! He certainly did! Do you have one, @narf?

Also, why do we have a ? emoji?

 

[93Flareside]

Yup! He certainly did! Do you have one, @narf?

Also, why do we have a ? emoji?

Forums support emoji's.

 

[LP]

New riddle: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.

????, ?, ?, ???

 

[Matt2000]

I know the answer but it's way too soon so I'll leave it.

 

[93Flareside]

Sociopathic nurse and the husband can't figure out how to escape, or this person is very lonely after her husband died.

 

[Matt2000]

Sociopathic nurse and the husband can't figure out how to escape, or this person is very lonely after her husband died.

Resident Evil 7 vibes.

 

[LP]

I know the answer but it's way too soon so I'll leave it.

Feel free to answer

 

[Matt2000]

Feel free to answer

She took a photo of him, then developed the photo. I hope she wore gloves or washed her hands after handling chemicals.

I won’t break if thrown from the highest building, but I will break if placed in the ocean. What am I?

Hint: Not a Toyota Hilux, the ocean can't break one of those either.

 

[LP]

She took a photo of him, then developed the photo. I hope she wore gloves or washed her hands after handling chemicals.

I won’t break if thrown from the highest building, but I will break if placed in the ocean. What am I?

Hint: Not a Toyota Hilux, the ocean can't break one of those either.

Cotton Candy

 

[calvinhobbes]

Cotton Candy

@Matt2000

 

[Matt2000]

Oh damn I missed this, thanks for the prod. Cotton candy isn't the answer I had in mind, it would probably still fall apart if dropped from a height.