Riddle Me This

calvinhobbes

Forum Addict
DONOR
Joined
Jul 12, 2010
Messages
7,156
Location
near Cologne
So… I have just killed and because of that, I have somebody else’s blood on my hands. But I didn’t do anything illegal. What happened?
 

LP

Your Brown Banana for Scale
DONOR
Joined
Apr 24, 2006
Messages
8,176
Location
East-Timor, USA
Car(s)
206 HP N/A washing machine
New riddle: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.

👨💥🔫👩, 🌊, 🪂, 👨🍝👩
 
Last edited:

Matt2000

An Unfortunate Discovery
DONOR
Joined
Feb 17, 2006
Messages
16,277
Location
Four from the top and two from the third row, UK.
Car(s)
2012 MX-5 Kuro PRHT, 1990 Discovery 1 Bobtail
Feel free to answer
She took a photo of him, then developed the photo. I hope she wore gloves or washed her hands after handling chemicals. :neutral:

I won’t break if thrown from the highest building, but I will break if placed in the ocean. What am I?

Hint: Not a Toyota Hilux, the ocean can't break one of those either.
 

LP

Your Brown Banana for Scale
DONOR
Joined
Apr 24, 2006
Messages
8,176
Location
East-Timor, USA
Car(s)
206 HP N/A washing machine
She took a photo of him, then developed the photo. I hope she wore gloves or washed her hands after handling chemicals. :neutral:

I won’t break if thrown from the highest building, but I will break if placed in the ocean. What am I?

Hint: Not a Toyota Hilux, the ocean can't break one of those either.

Cotton Candy
 
Top