Now Fernando has gone we have to rely on someone who bottled it
Ron: Now Fernando has gone we have to rely on a not inconsiderable amount of one who bottled it
English: We didn't copy Ferrari, they copied us first.
Ron: We didn't duplicate Italian rival, they duplicated us first.
English: This season's car will surprise a lot of people
Ron: This period of competitive endeavour's high performance mechanical conveyance will surprise a lot of people
English: This season could be our biggest embarrassment since fat boy Mansell didn't fit in the car in season 1995
Ron: This period of competitive endeavour could be our biggest embarrassment since fat boy Mansell didn't fit in the high performance mechanical conveyance in period of competitive endeavour 1995
And here's Ron's spin on a few film quotes:
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight -
Have you ever danced in conjunction with the devil by the pale moonartificial illumination source
I'm only laughing on the outside, my smile is just skin deep, if you could see inside I'm really crying ... you might join me for a weep!
I am only joyously noisy on the exterior, my smile is just a deep as my skin tissue, if you could visually perceive inside I am in actuality crying ... you might join me for a weep!
I know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five. Well I'll tell you I kinda lost track myself in all this excitement . You gotta as yourself one question - Do I feel lucky. Well do ya punk!
I know what you're thinking, did he fire six temperately advantageds or only five. Well I'll tell you I kinda lost tarmacadam racing surface myself in all this excitement . You gotta as yourself one question - Do I feel fortuitous. Well do ya punk! (err think I broke it)
And some classic TG quotes;
Some say his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he'd burn for a thousand years. All we know is he's called the Stig.
a not inconsiderable amount of people say his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he'd burn for a thousand planetary orbit of the suns. All we know is he's called the Stig.
Understeer is when you're going along the road and you turn a corner, the car goes straight on - you hit a tree ...and you die.
Now oversteer is when you drive down the same bit of road come to a corner, the back comes round - you hit a tree..... and you die.
The thing to remember is that oversteer is best, because then you don't see the tree that kills you!
Understeer is when you're going along the tarmac covered surface and you turn a corner, the high performance mechanical conveyance goes unimpeded horizontal section on - you hit a tree ...and you die.
Now oversteer is when you drive down the same bit of tarmac covered surface come to a corner, the rear of the high performance mechanical conveyance comes round - you hit a tree..... and you die.
The thing to remember is that oversteer is best, because then you don't visually perceive the tree that kills you!
