Scandalous San Diego Student Selling Sexual Virginity

How about this one: Here, prostitution is legal, but it's illegal to pay for sex..
 
haha, good to know that I'm getting more value out of college then I thought
 
From the "cunning plans gone wrong":

If you buy her virginity.........could you perhaps just say "not yet" and keep her a virgin until she is 80 and sue her to death if she fucks someone else? :D

I know, this is wrong, but just theoretically thinking
 
HAY BOYS
WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME FOR MY VIRGINITY? :D

Who am I kidding that's not worth a damn thing
 
Doesn't anyone notice that her head has a different skintone than her body? I smell a 'shop!
 
Rokovak said:
And I smell a fail.

POWDERED FOUNDATION buddy, it's white. My mom puts that shit on her face everyday to make it look "fairer" (translation:paler) than the rest of her skin tone.
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This is the internet. The only women we've ever seen are in photographs.
 
D-Fence said:
From the "cunning plans gone wrong":

If you buy her virginity.........could you perhaps just say "not yet" and keep her a virgin until she is 80 and sue her to death if she fucks someone else? :D

I know, this is wrong, but just theoretically thinking
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oh man... that would be sooooo fucking awesome...

oh shit 2 month bump...
 
Since someone bumped this, I might aswell say something.



You do know that the guy who outbids everyone is going to be a ~55 year old construction worker called Bill.






Can't imagine it being very satisfying for the gal..
 
I hope a church wins the auction, and she's contractually obligated to stay a virgin forever.





Virgin sex is awkward, anyway.
 
Posmo said:
You do know that the guy who outbids everyone is going to be a ~55 year old construction worker called Bill.
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Everything is legal for him anyway, because in his line of work he always wears his high-visibility jacket.
 
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